“Agent Coulson, sir, someone broke the coffee machine!”

“Agent Coulson, someone let the lab rats out!”

“Sir, there is a dog in the—”

“Sir, there is a goose—”

“Sir, we wanted to hire this one teenaged—”

“Phil, do you know where all the chocolate do—”

“Agent Coulson, Mr. Parker’s school—”

“Thank you for volunteering to become their new principal, Agent.”