That's [Classified].

Agent Phil Coulson here. I am an Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. I am the main liaison between S.H.I.E.L.D. and the Avengers. Everything else about me is [classified].

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Debriefing

betrayedasgardianking:

agentpcoulson:

Loki Odinson was crazy, that much was certain from their last encounter. However, Coulson wasn’t aware of how crazy, crazy possessive the god really was until his reply. Figures the god would be one of those villains that got possessive over certain heroes.

But was he lying or was he telling the truth? And why was he telling Coulson of all this? Did he mean for Coulson to report this to Fury to instill a false sense of hope for S.H.I.E.L.D. in the event of the inevitable breakdown of the Avengers?

What was his real game? Or was this his game?

Just as Loki watched Coulson, Coulson watched back, trying to read the famous Liesmith, to pick apart what he’d just said.

There was an unsettling ring of truth in Loki’s words, but could he trust his judgement of a god he barely knew? And one infamous for his lying abilities?

He’d played S.H.I.E.L.D. as fools before when he handed himself into custody, was this just another trick?

Agent Coulson didn’t trust Loki and never would.

“Your reasons are unsound, but I don’t think you’re lying, at least not completely. Will you be watching the Avengers all the time to make sure they’re not falling apart, though? Do you have a life outside of terrorizing your brother and his friends?” Now he was goading Loki, but he had a feeling it wouldn’t make the god mad, at least not mad enough to get stab-happy again.

"Would you prefer I say that I want to be beaten? That I don’t think anyone else would be capable of doing it, and that if I am to lose, I want it to be to them?" He wondered if perhaps that was the answer that the Agent would have preferred, or believed more fully…Somehow, he suspected after Coulson’s “You lack conviction" comment, he suspected that woudl be the case.

He smiled slightly then, realizing that the other didn’t know how this would work, and was trying to prod him into answering. “…I have a life, somewhat normal, even, by human standards,” he said with that same, confident smile, “…I presume you at S.H.I.E.L.D. know I have acquired a residence or two?” He had confessed to four of them to the Captain, and had told Agent Romanov that he had at least two, but doubted that the organization knew how many he really had.

"However… Considering the circumstances, and either of my plausible explanations," to be honest, he wasn’t certain which was entirely true, "…Their continued unity is a priority for me. I can make time, for that." He took a card from his pocket, with a phone number written on it, "…Call this, if you need me. Abuse it, and I may stab you again." Somehow, it was hard to tell if he was kidding or not.

S.H.I.E.L.D. was aware of several of Loki’s private residences and they were watched with much scrutiny. Super-villain homes often looked normal enough (Doctor Doom’s aside), but that was just from the outside. How could he be certain that Loki didn’t have any crazy occult spells or experiments going on? 

Maybe S.H.I.E.L.D. could call in Doctor Strange to scan those homes, but until they had any true reason to scan and enter those places, no one would be doing so anytime soon.

Coulson looked at the card, glancing down at the number briefly. It looked legitimate enough, but he’d have to run some scans on it before he tried it. Taking he card, he tucked it into his breast pocket before speaking again.

"So no calling you to get me pizza?" He shouldn’t be joking with the god that almost killed him, but he was doing so only to stall for more time while he silently processed all that Loki had told him so far.


ooc;

Hi new followers. I don’t do welcome posts anymore, but feel free to make threads and tag me or message Phil to say hi!

posted 9 months ago with 1 note

exceedxlimitation:

agentpcoulson:

Coulson knows only about as much as he can observe about the Captain and he gets the feeling he probably won’t like him very much.

"A long story, much of it classified. What I can tell you is this was a complete accident. I was temporally displaced by an alien device. 

But he would keep those opinions to himself, as usual. Professionalism first.

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"I apologize for the inconvenience my presence may cause."

                        “That’s becoming a trend around here.”
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     The Captain pushed a heavy hand back through his hair.

                 ”Inconvenient is a daily occurrence,
                       I wouldn’t worry about it.”

"I’d like to help in any way I can to rectify this situation, sir."

Although he was a competent agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. he knew there was little he could do unless he got some help. Hopefully these people would do so.

"Trend?" So he isn’t the first to arrive here in the supposed future accidentally. Coulson wondered just how often it happened to get that sort of weary reaction from the captain.


exceedxlimitation:

 

            “I think I saw ‘SHIELD’ listed in a dusty old history book, once.”
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                             ”Which begs the question; 
                                      What are you doing on my ship?”

Coulson knows only about as much as he can observe about the Captain and he gets the feeling he probably won’t like him very much.

"A long story, much of it classified. What I can tell you is this was a complete accident. I was temporally displaced by an alien device. 

But he would keep those opinions to himself, as usual. Professionalism first.

"I apologize for the inconvenience my presence may cause."


exceedxlimitation:

agentpcoulson started following you

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Agent Coulson with S.H.I.E.L.D. You’ve probably never heard of me, captain.


oldmanloki:

agentpcoulson:

oldmanloki:

agentpcoulson:

 

It is not true.

*Conjures a piece of paper* But it says on this here… Birth certificate. Philius Emille Prescott Coulson… Explain.

I’ve told you several times before, Loki: it has legally been changed to Philip J. Coulson.

Do forgive an old man and his bouts of forgetfulness. Philip just dost not roll off the tongue.

Well, Philip is my name and frankly, I don’t about your opinion on my name.


oldmanloki:

agentpcoulson:

 

It is not true.

*Conjures a piece of paper* But it says on this here… Birth certificate. Philius Emille Prescott Coulson… Explain.

I’ve told you several times before, Loki: it has legally been changed to Philip J. Coulson.


oldmanloki:

agentpcoulson:

oldmanloki:

agentpcoulson replied to your post: Oh goody! This old god is on the prowl tonight!
You’re still alive?

Philius Emille Prescott Coulson… My my, you certainly do know how to make a god feel welcome.

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That is not my name and you know that.

Search thy heart, you know it to be true… Philius.

It is not true.


oldmanloki:

agentpcoulson replied to your post: Oh goody! This old god is on the prowl tonight!
You’re still alive?

Philius Emille Prescott Coulson… My my, you certainly do know how to make a god feel welcome.

That is not my name and you know that.